Yosemite:
Granite Rock Climbinfg & Waterfalls
May 30 – June 1, 2026
Our Take
Yosemite is a sanctuary of vertical granite and falling water. It is also crowded, loud, and occasionally chaotic. We aren't going there to be tourists.
In late May, the waterfalls are at full volume. We'll spend these days on the Mist Trail, on granite faces, and on summits that make sense of why people leave their screens for the mountains.
In late May, waterfalls are at their peak
Granite climbing with AMGA guides
Sentinel Dome summit
People worth the altitude
The Essentials
Deadline to book:
May 5, 2026
Price per person (double stay):
$1,600 USD — 30% deposit – Early Birds (April 20, 2026)
Regular: $1,760 USD — 30% secures your spot
Duration:
3 nights, 4 days – so you can actually rest and enjoy the adventure
Effort
Moderate. 3-7 mi a day. 2,000 ft gain.
The Group
People you actually want to spend time with. Up to 16 people
The Plan
Day 1 (Friday) – May 29 · Arrival and Unwinding
Late arrival to the hotel, dinner, sleep.
Day 01 (Saturday) — May 30 · The Waterfall Giants
We start with the Mist Trail.
Seven miles of steep granite stairs and enough spray to feel like a rainstorm. We'll push through to Nevada Fall, regroup, and end the day at Glacier Point for sunset.
→ Objective: move until the legs feel it.
Day 02 (Sunday) — May 31 · Granite Climbing
Morning belongs to the rock. We've secured AMGA-certified guides for top-rope sessions on Yosemite granite — technical, tactile, and genuinely accessible to anyone willing to try.
Free afternoon: several adventure options
→ Evening: The Farewell Feast. Good food. Better conversation.
Day 03 (Monday) — June 1 · Sign Off
Breakfast. No agenda. Head home or stay in the valley. Your choice.
Logistics
Here's exactly what's covered and what isn't. No surprises.
What's In
Lodging — Double+ rooms, under 30 min from the Valley
Movement — All transfers inside the park
Guides — AMGA-certified guides, climbing hardware, beginner & moderate-friendly program
Fuel — All meals, start to finish
What's Not
Transport — Getting to Yosemite (questionnaire follows)
Privacy — Single room available at +$400
Park Fee — $100 for non-US residents
E-bikes – $30-80, depending on the length
The Fine Print
Fitness
If you can climb a few flights of stairs without questioning your life choices, you're fine.
Gear
We handle the climbing hardware. Bring boots and a waterproof shell. More details will be shared
Philosophy
We choose challenge over comfort. Occasionally on purpose :)
We want to remind ourselves by these 3 days in Yosemite why the screens can wait.
Next Steps
As you finalize your plans, here are a few key details to keep in mind.
Where will we meet?
We provide two options for your arrival on May 29th: either arrange a transfer from Mountain Dew (upon request) or meet directly in El Portal, Yosemite.
Is there internet access?
Our lodge is in a pristine, nature-focused area with limited cell reception. However, Wi-Fi is available at the lodge for your convenience.
Next Steps
1
Secure Your Spot
A 30% deposit holds your place. We'll handle everything from there. Deadline is May 5, 2026 — after that, spots go to the waitlist.
Price: $1,600 USD until April 20
$1,760 USD April 20 till May 5.
Single room upgrade available at +$400.
2
We Handle the Rest
  • Lodging, guides, and meals: All arranged and confirmed
  • Park transfers: Coordinated from arrival point
  • Questionnaire: Sent after deposit to sort transport and preferences
  • Spots are limited. This is a small group by design.
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Geeks Go Peaks · Yosemite — May 30 · June 1, 2026