
May 29 – June 1, 2026
Yosemite is a sanctuary of vertical granite and falling water. It is also crowded, loud, and occasionally chaotic. We aren't going there to be tourists.
In late May, the waterfalls are at full volume. We'll spend these days on the Mist Trail, on granite faces, and on summits that make sense of why people leave their screens for the mountains.
May 5, 2026
$1,600 USD — 30% deposit – Early Birds (April 20, 2026)
Regular: $1,760 USD — 30% secures your spot
3 nights, 4 days – so you can actually rest and enjoy the adventure
Moderate. 3-7 mi a day. 2,000 ft gain.
People you actually want to spend time with. Up to 16 people
Late arrival to the hotel, dinner, sleep.
We start with the Mist Trail.
Seven miles of steep granite stairs and enough spray to feel like a rainstorm. We'll push through to Nevada Fall, regroup, and end the day at Glacier Point for sunset.
→ Objective: move until the legs feel it.
Morning belongs to the rock. We've secured AMGA-certified guides for top-rope sessions on Yosemite granite — technical, tactile, and genuinely accessible to anyone willing to try.
Free afternoon: several adventure options
→ Evening: The Farewell Feast. Good food. Better conversation.
Breakfast. No agenda. Head home or stay in the valley. Your choice.
Here's exactly what's covered and what isn't. No surprises.
Lodging — Double+ rooms, under 30 min from the Valley
Movement — All transfers inside the park
Guides — AMGA-certified guides, climbing hardware, beginner & moderate-friendly program
Fuel — All meals, start to finish
Transport — Getting to Yosemite (questionnaire follows)
Privacy — Single room available at +$400
Park Fee — $100 for non-US residents
E-bikes – $30-80, depending on the length
If you can climb a few flights of stairs without questioning your life choices, you're fine.
We handle the climbing hardware. Bring boots and a waterproof shell. More details will be shared
We choose challenge over comfort. Occasionally on purpose :)
As you finalize your plans, here are a few key details to keep in mind.
We provide two options for your arrival on May 29th: either arrange a transfer from Mountain Dew (upon request) or meet directly in El Portal, Yosemite.
Our lodge is in a pristine, nature-focused area with limited cell reception. However, Wi-Fi is available at the lodge for your convenience.
A 30% deposit holds your place –and then we'll connect for further instructions.
Deadline is May 5, 2026 — after that, spots go to the waitlist.
Full Price: $1,600 USD until April 20
$1,760 USD April 20 till May 5.
Single room upgrade available at +$400.
Geeks Go Peaks · Yosemite — May 29 · June 1, 2026
